Of Blue Cheese, Durians and Pumpkins

MY BIRTHDAY – JO

jojobert — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 19:41:30 +0000

Just a ton of random photos of my birthday celebration with hm sk pegg

that signature big ring – hm

had dinner at azabu sabo, i like saying it really fast so that it sounds funny.

hm’s plum rice came in a lantern looking bowl

SINCE WHEN SK SO ARTISTIC? hah!

ya. this is the bowl peggy n sk sniffed just now

she might make a good advertiser for daiso

sk seem to be facinated by my new cam

a shoe i wanted to buy

hm’s leg

in Gripz

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

yes thank you sk

but your drawing is ugly!

hm’s red heels cui on that day, so she bought these new ones in Novo.

don’t ask, too many pictures of sk

sk advertising for adidas and peggyhm advertising for sk2

WOH! can u spot me and peggy in the background?

hah! i caught peggy in a weird pose

my hair so shiny!

peggy the tai tai

sigh. hm is so bad at car posing, its ok hm. i forgive you, the jaguar might not, though.

peggy looks more natural huh! <3 car <3 peggy

crap. ugly backshots. blame hm the photographer

if i don’t recall wrongly. its, erm, baileys and.. shit. i forgot.

i drove them to dempsey, oosh.

omg charles the wednesday night singer is uber.
will go back to listen again, hm and sk in love with him

wtf i’m freaking ugly in this pic.

shaky hands. sorry

Let’s revive our blog people (:

mongosaurus — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 18:31:21 +0000

I FINALLY CAUGHT HUIMING

jojobert — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 03:50:47 +0000

as u may or may not know,

she’s some busy bee

so when i finally managed to catch her

she decides to stay over at my place

btw peggy is MIA. omg where is she

pics.

OLD TIMES

mongosaurus — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 15:54:32 +0000

i found some old pictures too. ahahahaha

me and jo when we were both sick. haha

our first halloween party at Jo’s old place at Hougang HHAHA

i introduce you JO the great cook

And mong the great eater, if there is sucha word

And then SK had to go armyLOOK AT THE BUSH>!!! SO FUNNYhahaha. and he plucked his bushy eyebrows then

i like these 2 pictures alot alot okay i shall post more SK pics now.

BEWARE: SK turns gay when he is drunk

HAHAHAH> WHAT IS THIS!!try harder SK. okay i am tired.

goodnight world

im off to dreamsville

PAST PHOTOS!

jojobert — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 12:50:11 +0000

PHOTOS IN THE PAST. meaning.

Secondary school days

i think this was sec 3 LOVE hougang day.

heehee.

oooh yes. that was how i looked like back then.

was in genting.

omgawd.

I SO FAIR. ILOVEMYSELF

heeheehee. I KNOW WE UGLY LAH

i look odd in here

shihui me huiming. I USED TO HAVE BANGS. SEE THE BANGS

and dyed hair. strangely mr neo never did comment on my hair

but you know. whats the funniest of all funniest photo?

AY CARAMBA!

*rolls on floor*

that slumber party we’re all bitchin about

sklikesmegma — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 14:56:42 +0000

so we had a SLUMBER PARTAY!but actually not

we just decided to sleep over at ko’s place.so yeah.

PICTURES SPEAK:

i got myself a tattoo to make myself look meaner

lol ko specs crookedand if u look closer, u can see ko’s hair flying towards peggy hair

then we were all hungry and stuff

so we started to play with rabbits

then

we called pizza yea

but they didnt come

so we were all like starving

and then

we decided to eat the rabbit ear

then the pizza came

lol all fat after the pizza

poor pizza left there at the table

who cares about food when ure cam whoring eh

AND WORD PRESS SUCKS LA

SLUMBER PARTY FUN FUN

jojobert — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 14:53:05 +0000

SO. ON SATURDAY NIGHT, SK PEGGY HUIMING CAME OVER TO MY PLACE

….

FOR OUR FIRST EVER SLEEPOVER.

i feel paiseh. we’re 19 and it’s the first time we stayed over at someone’s place.

ok. so the siangkuang got a haircut, which i wouldn’t have noticed if he didn’t bitch about it right when he saw me.and thus arriving super late like 8+.we dilly dally about some crap,oh yeah i think it was about swimming shorts, and huiming and goggles and siangkuang’s FAKE tattoo.

went down, THE FREAKING WATER IS LIKE MINUS 30 DEGRESS.

i think i shivered quite alot.

and it was darkkkkk.

lucky got people swimming too.

so huiming stole my dear brother’s watergun.

hmm… waterguns.. hurhurhur

PEGGY CAN’T SWIM WELL, HUIMING CAN’T SWIM WELL

hahahaha!i don’t know if i can swim well, but definately better than the 2 drowning piggys.

we went up to the jacuzzi area, it’s really quite ticklish if u put your foot on top of the er.. water sprayer thing

huiming vs sk, huiming won

peggy was emotionlessssss, like no feeling omg

ok. THEN WE STILL DIDN’T GO UP.

SAUNA.

erm yeah the sauna was located in the girls toilet at the basement so siangkuang was a bit scared.

BUT YOU’RE LIKE PART OF THE JIEMEI GANG THINGY ANYWAY WHAT.

siao one all of them, pour water until i can smell smoke. so HOT lah. like 90 degrees or something.

oh. we played truth or dare inside, at siangkuang’s turn he chose dare

and we were finally heading back to my place.

guess what.

sk’s dare: WALK BACK TO MY PLACE ONLY IN YOUR UNDERWEAR

hahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahhahaha

oh that. is NOT the funny part yet.

this is what our dear sk wore inside.

sorry. i can’t help it. he asked for it! with his pants dropping low and everything.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

then ah. while he was walking back.

the carpark suddenly a lot of people lah.

duno he suay or what.

alot of people STARED. if i were them i also stare lah. so yeah

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

one family didn’t even want to share a lift up with us. omg. what is WRONG with wearing underwear.

at least sk’s bod is nice lah.

CAN U IMAGINE IF IT WAS SOME.
FAT OLD HAIRY UNCLE WALKING AROUND IN THAT?!

sinful.

we ordered pizza hut,ate,played some stupid games that were really

stranglyentertaining

first one goes like this,

u write down the 3 other people’s name on a piece of paper each.

then. take turns to ask people question

here’s a good example: who do you think will be the best sex partner?

then everyone will have to think think

and show their answers together.

of course u HAVE to choose one of your friends sitting there INNOCENTLY.

and explain why.

i only recorded down questions when all 3 people voted for the same person.

MOST possessive spouse: Jocelyn
LEAST committed spouse: Peggy
MOST likely to appear on newspaper in the distant future for something bad: Siangkuang
MOST violent towards family in the future: Jocelyn
Friend you would most want to keep in contact with even when u’re old: Jocelyn

i think i’m missing out on something.

YOU GUYS WANT TO KEEP IN CONTACT MOST WITH SOMEONE WHO U THINK WILL MOST LIKELY BE VIOLENT?!

OHMYGOD!

hahahaha. i am so surrounded by weird people.

second game.

take out a magazine, flip to a page or something.

everyone write down 5 words they think about immediately

first person who manages 5 words says stop and

see who has the same words as you

according to huiming, it’s TELEPATHY

WAAAAAA

but anyway here’s the scores.

sk	hm	jo	peg
jo:6	jo:6	sk:6	jo:6
peg:2	peg:3	peg:6	hm:2
hm:1	sk:3	hm:6	sk:4

heeheehee. I HAVE TELEPATHY WITH U ALL!

allllllllmighttttyyyyy joooooo!

ANYWAYS. I DIDN’T STUDY IT FOR NOTHING BECAUSE I CODED THAT CUTE LOOKING TABLE FROM SCRATCH.

omg. nerd

ok. the night was fun lah. sk almost raped peggy while sleeping

HAHAHAHAHAHA. peggy should have slept on the bed.

told u its safer .

i love sleepovers.

ciao

Old times

jojobert — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 16:32:01 +0000

How we met:

YUYING SECONDARY SCHOOL

sec one, I knew siangkuang, never bothered about huiming because i thought her hair looks like broccoli.

hm saw something just now and commented we should revive our dead shared blog.

so here is it.

btw. SMEGMA = A sebaceous secretion, especially the cheesy secretion that collects under the prepuce or around the clitoris.

Siangkuang is just gross

♦jojo♦

_________________________________________________________________

This is my account of how i met siangkuang and jocelyn

Both of them were located to Sec 1B.

Lets talk about Jo first. First expression of Jo is that she is a snow queen. I remembered trying to chat her up (okay sounds wrong) but as usual jo has her back faced to strangers as she is shy. I remembered there was this senior who always come look for jo back in sec 1. SO i tried asking Jo who that guy is and stuff like that. Always trying to be friendly to her until she shifted to Sec 1A. Apparently Jo doesn’t remember me until Sec 3, when we had to do some animation project together.

As for SK, he is always weird. And i’ll never forget his bushy hair. Ultimate weird hair. Oh, and i remebered there was this once when sk wanted to borrow a pencil. So he turned and asked adeline who was sitting behind him and i ask beg us. and he kneeled down on the floor. Of course i was stunned. Haha. And another memorable one was when he fell at the bowling alley while trying to impress jo. HAHAHA

MONG

so the story goes about this 2 girls and this handsome guy who went to this school called yuying or something like that.

K.so sec 1b was like the nexus for all the shit

but then ko ran away to 1a

which was sucky

cause i used to have this uber crush on her

but thats immaterial now, now that im bisexual according to everyone

and erm ya

years passed

and we kinda drifted

u know new class

new people that kinda thing

THEN SEC3 came

and this guy from my class had this uber crush on hm

so during the sec 3 camp i was all like I KNOW YOUR CRUSH HEHEH

then i kinda started to talking to hm again and blah blah blah

then i went to aus

and there was this void in my social life

AND THEN I CAME BACK OMFG

then it was a saturday

and it was at ngee ann city and then HEYYY OMG I SEE YOU

happens that hm and ko became close buddies

and i met them both

and then it was like okok we have to meet up soon its been sooo long

then compass library

and then,

here and now, baby